by rozer
So it’s been a ridiculously long time since our last QC Text Collection, but hey, you can’t force these things. The whole point is to be sporadic and genuine right? Check out the newest batch after the jump and remember to drop your own gems in the comments.
an old hookup, out of the blue to my friend muggs:
“Honestly i usually bite my tongue but im not – UR THE BIGGEST A-HOLE IVE EVER MET N IT FEELS GOOD2TEL U THAT CONSIDERING U WERE MRE CONCERNED BOUT A FUKING SANDWICH.”
from some kid in tallahassee:
“2 warm jack shots with a tally hooker ….. you love it”
this girl:
“U want sum motha fuckin french toast?”
from a friend to a friend:
“Fuk all tv’s and people who buy them”
midday randomness from a friend:
“I don’t eat enough pie.”
on election day:
“Dude the radio told me not to trust congressional liberals… I dont think I can be ur friend”
from my friend:
“The muggsy-pelly will ride again someday, this time with dual steam engines and a cartesian mindset”
*** If you’ve got some more crazy texts, throw them in comments! We’re bored and want to read them.
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text from me to friend:
i feel sorry for the next person to walk into this bathroom after me. theyre in for a $hit scented chuck norris punch in the face :-)